you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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