Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
