do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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