no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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