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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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