What did we do last night that was yellow?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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