I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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