D3 body, D1 cock
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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