what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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