how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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