why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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