haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You can't motorboat a personality
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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