i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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