you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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