i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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