I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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