i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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