Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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