I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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