the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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