you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
