I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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