out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
