Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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