just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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