Can i not drive my cunt home
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just high enough for therapy.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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