i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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