I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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