if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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