C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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