census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
We need to rekindle our bromance
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Randomize
