He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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