Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
