So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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