Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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