you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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