I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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