OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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