all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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