i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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