Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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