When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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