i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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