This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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