I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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