Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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