she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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