i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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