Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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