he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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