I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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