I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I intend to get homeless drunk
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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