i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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